Funny birthday wishes to include in birthday cards that make you smile

Make them laugh on their birthday because laughter is the best gift you can give anyone!

It's difficult to go wrong with a hilarious birthday card message, regardless of whether the recipient has a fantastic sense of humor or just doesn't look forward to their birthday every year. Everybody enjoys a good chuckle because of their free birthday cards! A funny virtual birthday card is a terrific way to add a personal touch and make the recipient smile. Age-related jokes, gluttony-related jokes, and jokes about gifts (or their lack) are all potential topics for funny birthday messages to include in  free birthday ecards

Make them laugh on their birthday because laughter is the best gift you can give anyone!


Funny birthday wishes 


  • Instead of counting your wrinkles, consider your blessings. Birthday greetings! 
  • A fire extinguisher might be required to extinguish all the candles on this cake. Birthday greetings! 
  • Remember to kiss your youth behind as you blow out your candles. You're welcome, old man. 
  • Birthday greetings! I'm hoping you scream and get naked for this birthday just as you did for the first. 
  • Has the temperature been increased? Oh, that's only your birthday cake, I see. The room is becoming a raging fire due to all the candles! 
  • You appear to be no older than 25! Of course, if I squint and cock my head to the side. Birthday greetings! 
  • A good friend does not remember your age, but rather your birthday.
  • Your birthday is the ideal justification for wasting cake. Enter the fray! 
  • Everybody experiences youth once. Your turn is officially over as of today. Birthday greetings! 
  • You're so ancient that I think your neighbor used to go by Flintstone! 
  • Not to worry, I gave you a wonderful present: I! 
  • Birthday greetings! Keep shining, girl. 
  • Your age is irrelevant; booze will make everything better. 
  • Birthday greetings! You are at least younger than you will be in a year. 
  • According to statistics, people who have the most birthdays also live the longest. Birthday greetings.
  • Happy Birthday. The idea that you were once youthful is amusing. 
  • Happy birthday to a man who still defies his years! And most certainly not by acting it. 
  • I'm so delighted you'll always be older than me and happy birthday! 
  • I would wish you a happy birthday, but I get tired of saying it every year! 
  • Gray hair is said to represent wisdom. I suppose you're the most knowledgeable person here! Birthday greetings to you!
  • Bored with random things and want to work on something creative to make your loved ones smile, then check out our group cards that are fun and easy to create for all. 


Humorous birthday wishes 


  • Happy birthday to my favorite 'punk rockstar' from the past! (Or: grunge rocker, Valley Girl, hippy, or goth) 
  • From one of your preferred negative affects (Added after the written "Happy Birthday" on the card) 
  • "I hope it's happier at a [shoe sale] than I am!" a spa, a bar, a coffee shop, and a beach. 
  • "Today, the spotlight will be on you! I'll get it back tomorrow. 
  • Have a martini for me, please! Or two!" (Or, use the recipient's preferred beverage.) "This is probably the year you get a pony, I guess! JK. That isn't ever. 
  • "You and your kitty have a happy birthday!" (I am aware of the cat's dislike of being excluded.) 
  • How does it feel to be an example of a Black person who doesn't crack? 
  • Shakespeare once said, "Party thy ass off!”
  • "Get first dibs on the gifts you don't like!" 
  • "You really don't look bad at all!" 
  • "I wish that every desire you have, including the strange ones, comes true." 
  • Sorry, this place doesn't have any money. 
  • Stop aging so elegantly, please. It's becoming quite monotonous and predictable. 
  • "You old geezer, have a lovely day! (You have to be one to know one, right?) 
  • "Everyone knows you're just celebrating your birthday by turning up to show off! And we all agree. 
  • Father Time sent a text. He simply CAN'T be with you.


Funny birthday greetings 


  • Your age is not increasing. Just a little bit closer to the finish line. Birthday greetings! 
  • Your birthday is today. SALUTE YOURSELF! 
  • Congrats! You're one more year away from receiving the senior discount! 
  • Before you made it extraordinary, this was just another day. 
  • witty, gorgeous, and intelligent. Enough about myself, though. Birthday greetings! 
  • You can't change the past, so forget about it. You can't forecast the future, so forget about it. I didn't get you a present, so forget about it. Birthday greetings! 
  • Another birthday shouldn't be viewed as aging; rather, consider it vintage. 
  • Growing older is a need, but maturing is not. 
  • People who have more birthdays live longer, according to science. 
  • Happy Day of the Center of Attention!
  • You are old enough now to know better than to anticipate receiving anything from me. 
  • Even if you're aging, your humor will never go out of style. 
  • They claim that knowledge comes with age. You are the most sage I know, too.


There you have it, then! We hope the receivers of your funny virtual birthday cards have a nice chuckle and a bright day. Since laughter is contagious, if one person starts laughing, it's likely that everyone other will join in, creating a really cheerful and joyous atmosphere. Birthday eCards are better with hilarious happy birthday greetings since they maintain the tone light and airy while yet being quite entertaining! 

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